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發現了一個奇怪的現象，無論早高峰有多擠，大家總能掏出手機。

I found a strange phenomenon. No matter how crowded the morning rush hour is, we can always take out our mobile phones

我是真心想和朋友出去玩，也是真心希望誰都別來約我。這不難理解吧？

I really want to go out with my friends, and I really hope that no one will ask me out. Isn't that hard to understand?

我騎行車的時候，右手手背不知道被什么叮了一下非常癢，我就停在路邊，然后用左手一直撓右手的手背。可能我手速有點快，有個小孩過來叫了我一聲孫大圣。

When I was riding, the back of my right hand was stung by something. I stopped by the road and scratched the back of my right hand with my left hand. Maybe my hand is a little fast. A child came and called me sun Dasheng.

26鍵打出“ YYXZZ＂，99％的人會出現同一個人的名字。

When you type "yyxzz" with the key 26, 99% of the people will have the same name.

斗地主是我國國家體育總局認定的智力競技體育項目，官方名為“競技二打一撲克”。

Fighting the landlord is an intellectual competitive sport recognized by the General Administration of sports of China, officially known as "competitive two to one poker".

剛畢業：新時代獨立女性。

現在：有沒有眼瞎的70歲富豪老頭娶我，不想自己努力了， 好累。

Just graduated: independent women in the new era.

Now: have blind 70 year old rich old man married me, don't want to work hard, tired.

一般人只粗略地將男性區分為渣與不渣，卻忽略了，不渣可以區分為 ：渣不了與不想渣。而不想渣 還可以區分為：渣膩了與還不想渣。

General people only roughly distinguish men into slag and non slag, but ignore that non slag can be divided into: slag can not and don't want slag. And do not want slag can also be divided into: slag enough and not want slag.

取少量學生于試管中，加入過量的作業，溶解過濾，得到學霸和學渣。

往學霸中加入大量試卷，學霸無明顯變化。

往學渣中加入少量試卷，學渣全部溶解并產生大量氣泡。再往學渣中加入大量游戲，學渣瞬間沸騰。

Take a small number of students in the test tube, add excessive homework, dissolve and filter, and get Xueba and learning residue.

There was no significant change in the number of test papers added to Xueba.

When a small amount of test paper is added to the learning slag, all the learning slag is dissolved and a large number of bubbles are produced. Then add a lot of games to the learning slag, and the learning slag instantly boils.

致老板：打工人不需要加油，打工人需要加錢。

To the boss: the employees don't need to refuel. The employees need to increa the money.

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