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Theproblemappearstobeunsolvable.問題看來是解不出了

Maybewecouldrunsomecomputersimulations.做電腦模擬試試呢

dtakeforever.變量太多一輩子都弄不完

We'vegottobemissingsomething.肯定漏下啥了

Let'sstartagain.咱重來一次

Themovieisplayinghereat7:20,hereat7:40,hereat8:10and

hereat8:45.

電影在這是7:20上映這是7:40這是8:10

這里是8:45

-Thetheatershavetobeeliminated.-Why?-這些影院要排除掉-為啥?

They'restate-of-the-artdigitalprojection,20-channelsurround

sound.

這有最先進的數碼放映機20通路環繞立體聲

Yes,buttheyhavenoIceemachines.是但那沒有冰吸飲料機

Despitemyaggressiveletter-writingcampaign,Imightadd.還無視我的寫信抗議順便說一下

Whataboutthemultiplexhere?Theatsareterrific.這個多功能影廳怎么樣?座位舒服極了

TheyhaveTwizzlersinsteadofRedVines.那的繩子糖是Twizzlers牌而不是RedVines

的

Noamountoflumbarsupportcancompensateforthat.坐著腰部再舒服也無法彌補

Well,it'sgonnatakeatleastanhourtoeat,吃飯至少要花上一小時

andIdon'teaSheldon-approvedrestaurantproximatetoa

Sheldon-approvedtheater.

咋就找不到Sheldon許可餐廳和Sheldon許

可影院挨著那種呢

-Wecouldeatafterthemovie.-Unacceptable.-咱可以看完再吃-不可以

Thedelaywouldresultintomorrowmorning'sbowelmovement

occurringatwork.

晚吃飯的話明早工作時該想排便了

Hangon,'sa7-Elevenhere.別急別急這有個7-11便利店

WesmuggleSrpies,whichareesntiallyIcees,inunderour

coats,

我們把思樂冰雪泥藏衣服里帶進去就當做冰

吸果飲

afterhavingapleasantmealeitherhere,hereorhere.之前呢先在這這或這飽餐一頓

Idon'tehowwemisdthat.剛才咋沒發現呢

Excume,inwhatuniverareSlurpiesIcees?打擾一下啥時候思樂冰雪泥成了冰吸果飲

的一種了?

That'showwemisdit.所以沒發現唄

Sheldon,wouldyoubeprepared,onanon-precedentialbasis,Sheldon你能不能就破例一次

tocreateanemergencyadhocSlurpie-Iceeequivalency?緊急臨時把這倆飲品等同看待?

Oh,Leonard,youknowIcan'tdothat.哦Leonard你知道我做不到

Okay,Iguessweonlyhaveoneoption.好了看來只有一個法子了

Yep,Idon'teanywayaroundit.是啊別無他法

-Bye,Sheldon.-Seeya.-拜Sheldon-再見

Stayloo.不用送

They'reright,itwastheonlyoption.他們沒錯就這一個辦法了

Ooh,ooh,shutthedoor,shutthedoor.噢噢關門關門

-Why?-Justdoit!-為啥?-關就是了!

-Getinsideandshutthedoor.-Well,youdidn'tspecify.-進來再關門-你又沒說清楚

IsLeonardaround?Leonard在嗎?

Hewenttothemovieswithoutme.他去看電影了沒帶上我

Itwastheonlyoption.只有這樣子才行

I'msorry,Idon'tunderstandwhichsocialsituationthisis.抱歉我還沒搞清是什么狀況

Couldyougivemesomeguidanceastohowtoproceed?你能給點指示告訴我接下來干啥嗎?

Thebuildingmanager'sshowinganapartmentdownstairs,andI

haven'tpaidmyrent.

大樓管理人在樓下介紹房子呢我還沒付房租

Oh,Ie.哦明白了

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Penny,I'mnotsureI'mcomfortableharboringafugitivefromthe

2311NorthLosRoblesCorporation.

Penny我好像不太喜歡私藏北LosRobles公

寓樓2311號逃犯

It'snobigdeal.I'mjustalittlebehindonmybills沒啥大不了的我就是有點缺錢

becautheycutbackmyhoursattherestaurantandmycarbroke

down.

因為他們削減了我的上班時間而且我的車還

壞了

Ifyourecall,Ipointedoutthe"checkengine"lighttoyou

veralmonthsago.

你還記得的話幾個月前我跟你提過"檢查引

擎"指示燈的事

The"checkengine"'sstillblinkingaway."檢查引擎"的燈沒事還閃啊閃呢

It'sthestupidenginethatstoppedworking.是那倒霉引擎壞掉了

Itcostmelike$1,200tofixit.花了我1200塊去修

Youknow,itoccurstomeyoucouldsolveallyourproblemsby

obtainingmoremoney.

知道么我突然想到你可以掙更多錢來解決

這些問題

Yes,itoccurstome,too.是哈我也想到了

Hangonamoment.等下

ackwhenyoucan.來拿點吧有錢了再還

Wow,yougotalotofmoneyinthere.哇里面錢還不少啊

That'swhyit'sguardedbysnakes.所以才派蛇來看守嘛

-Takesome.-Don'tbesilly.-拿點吧-別犯傻了

I'mneversilly.我才不傻

-Here.-No,Ican't.-拿著-不不行

Don'tyouneedmoney?你不是需要錢嗎?

-Well,-ThisismoneyI'mnotusing.-需要但是...-這些錢我用不著

Butwhatifyouneedit?那用得上時咋辦?

Myexpensaccountfor46.9%ofmyafter-taxincome.我的花銷占我稅后工資的46.9%

Therestisdivviedupbetweenasmallsavingsaccount,其他錢就分攤給小的儲蓄帳戶

thisdeceptivecontainerofpeanutbrittle也就是這個糊弄人的花生脆罐子

andthehollowed-outbuttocksofasuperheroactionfigure還有一個超級英雄手辦被掏空的屁股

whoshallremainnamelessforhisownprotection.為了他的安全起見將繼續隱姓埋名

Orherownprotection.或者說為了她的安全起見

-Takesome.-Really?Imean,areyousure?-拿點吧-真的?你確定?

Ienolargeupcomingexpendituresunlesstheydevelopan

affordabletechnology

我看不會有什么大的開銷除非發明了負擔得

起的科技

tofumyskeletonwithadamantiumlikeWolverine.可以讓我的骨骼堅硬像金剛狼一樣

Arethworkingonthat?真在發明這個?

Isincerelyhopeso.我是真心希望

,thankyou.好吧謝謝

Oh,no,Ican't.哦不我不能要

Sheldonhoney,Idon'n親愛的我不想把咱倆關系搞得怪怪

的

Won'titalsobeweirdifIhavetosayhellotoyoueverymorning

onmywaytowork

那我每天早晨上班路上都要和你打招呼

andyou'relivinginarefrigeratorboxandwashingyourhairwith

rainwater?

你要住在冰箱里用雨水洗頭這樣怪不怪呢?

I'llpayyoubackassoonasIcan.我一有錢就還給你

Ofcouryouwill.那是當然

It'simpossibletopaymebacksoonerthanyoucan.你還沒錢呢就還我是不可能的嘛

Assumingyousubscribetoalinearunderstandingoftimeand

causality.

猜你應該同意時間和因果的線性理論

I'mregrettingthisalread余華活著 y.我已經開始后悔了

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Youknow,I'vegiventhemattersomethought,我考慮了一下那個問題

andIthinkI'dbewillingtobeahoupettoaraceof

super-intelligentaliens.

我想我愿意做高智商外星人的寵物

Interesting.有意思

Askmewhy.問問我為什么

DoIhaveto?必須問啊?

'showyoumoveaconversationforward.當然了這樣才能繼續對話啊

Why?為什么呢?

Thelearningopportunitieswouldbeabundant.將會有很多學習的機會

Additionally,Ilikehavingmybellyscratched.還有呢我喜歡人家撓我肚肚

Hey,work?嘿Penny工作咋樣?

'mawaitressattheCheecakeFactoryformywhole

life.

棒極了真希望一輩子都做蛋糕店的服務員

Wasthatsarcasm?這是說反話嗎?

No.不是

Wasthatsarcasm?這是說反話嗎?

Yes.是的

-Wasthatsar---Stopit!-這是說反話...-打住吧!

Penny,你有一個包裹

Oh,stbetheberetIordered.哦謝謝肯定是我訂的貝雷帽

ack-ordered.幾個月前訂的延期交貨

Didyouknowtheberetisanexampleofpieceofwomen'sfashion

adaptedfrommalemilitaryuniforms?

知道不貝雷帽是由男性軍裝演變來的女性

時尚之一?

Anotherfascina草莓啥時候種植 tingexampleistheepaulet.還有個好例子就是肩章

He'findthatfascinating.他說真的他真覺得那玩意不錯

Okay,whatever.好了隨便了

It'snotlikeI'mrunningupanddownthestreetsjustbuying

mylfberets.

我又不是到處跑只為買貝雷帽

Iboughtone,like,amonthago,anditwasback-ordered.我買了一頂n個月前買的還是延期交貨

Look,itfinallyarrived,allright?瞧著終于來了好嗎?

-Allright.-Oh,myGod,wouldyoujustgetoffmyca?-好吧-哦天啊你能別理我了不?

Weird.怪哦

Oh,good,'tsure.哦是啊這次交流的確別扭我還不確定呢

Didyouguyshaveanargument?你倆吵架了?

No.沒有

Well,youclearlydidsomethingtoaggravateher.你肯定做啥事惹著她了

I'mataloss.我糊涂了都

Ifyoulike,youcanreviewmydailylogofsocialinteractions你愿意的話可以看看我的每日交際記錄

andeifthere'sablunderIoverlooked.看有沒啥大錯被我忽視了

Hereyougo.給你

Oh,ceofmooshuporkwent

up.

對了你欠我兩塊錢木須肉漲價了

It'sgettingtougherandtoughertobeabadJew.做個壞猶太人越來越難了

Hereyougo,withlobstersauce.你的Pen你畫我猜游戲規則 ny帶龍蝦醬的蝦

Thankyou,'smyshare?謝了Leonard我的多少錢?

Don''smytreat.算了我請客

-No,really,howmuch?-hatever.$10,$11.-不說真的多少錢?-10塊還是11塊吧

Well,whichisit,$10or$11?到底多少10還是11?

14.50Butit'snobiggie.14.5不算什么啦

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You'llgetthenextone.下次你請

What?笑啥?

Hewasjustwonderingifhewoskintightjeansandatanktop他在想要是他也穿緊身仔褲吊帶背心

ifhe'dgethisshrimplomeinforfree.他的蝦撈面是不是也免費

Whatareyousaying?說什么呢?

ThatI'musingmybodytogetdinner?我利用自己的身體換飯吃?

ThatI'msomekindofChinefoodprostitute?我是中餐妓女啊?

Yeah,Raj,whatareyousaying?就是Raj咋說話呢?

'Cauletmetellyousomething,buddy.我告訴你們兄弟們

Ipaymyownwayinthisworld,okay?我自己花自己的錢好不?

Idon'trelyonanybody!我不靠任何人!

Whatwasthatabout?咋跑了?

Hehasanervousbladderwhenhe'sstresdout.他一緊張膀胱就受不了

Kindoflikeapuppy.跟狗狗差不多

Here,Leonard--$10,$11,$12...給你14塊錢

Itwas$14.50,butit'sokay.是14塊5但沒事的

Oh,'shere.哦太好了晚飯來了

Yes,dinner'shere,andI'mhavingsome.I'mhavingtakeoutfood.是的有晚飯吃我在吃我在吃外帶食品

-Okay.-You'redamnrightit'sokay.-好吧-你算是說對了

I'vebeenhavingleftoversattherestaurantforlikefourdays,我在餐館吃了4天剩飯了

e.我想吃點不一樣的咋了去告我呀

Forgiveme,Penny,butthatwouldbetheverydefinitionofa

frivolouslawsuit.

恕我直言Penny那可就是純粹的瑣碎案了

Sheldon,look,n聽著我一有錢就還你

Youjusthavetogivememoretime.你得多給我點時間

Oh,wait,youlenthermoney?等等你借她錢了?

Sheneededmoney.她需要錢

tlendyouasufficientamount?你看起來很有負擔我借你的錢不夠?

BecauIngiveyoumore.我還可以多給你點

Oh,youknow,youwouldjustlovethat,wouldn'tyou?Yeah.哦你就愛施舍是吧?

Youwouldjustlovetoopenupyourlittlesnakecan你就喜歡打開那小蛇罐子

andthrowsomemoneyatthegirlwhocan'tpayherbills.把錢丟給付不起賬單的女孩

Whereareyougoing?你去哪啊?

Goinghome,whereIwon'tbeinterrogatedlikeacriminal.回家我可不想被當做犯人審了

Iforgotmyfortunecookie.忘拿福餅了

Incaeitherofyouhavelarcenyinyourheart,提前跟心懷鬼胎的人說

youshouldknowthatI'vemovedmymoneyoutofthesnakecan.我的錢已經不在小蛇罐子里了

Butifyou'reevershort,there'salwaysacoupleof50sinGreen

Lantern'sass.

你們要是啥時候缺錢綠燈俠的屁股里永遠藏

著幾張50的

Alittlemoodlighting,huh?蠻有情調哈?

idn'tpaymybill,是啊我沒付賬單

theDepartmentofWaterandPowerthoughtIwouldenjoythe

ambience.

水電局覺得我會喜歡這氛圍

Yeah,they'reveryconsideratethatway.是啊他們還真體貼

IudSheldon'smoneytopaymyrent.我用Sheldon的錢付了房租

ThenIhadlike$14leftover.然后剩下14塊吧

$14,huh?14塊哦?

Putitbackinyourpocket,orI'llfindsomeotherplacetoput

it.

放回口袋里要不我找地方塞

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Backinthepocketitgoes.放回口袋啦

Look,youdounderstdthatSheldonreallydoesn'tcarewhenhe

getsthemoneyback.

你該知道Sheldon并不在意你啥時候還錢

It'sactuallyoneofthefewidiosyncrasiesthatdoesn'tmakeyou

wantto,youknow,killhim.

說實話是他少有的幾個好地方之一讓人不

那么想...殺了他

Yeah,well,that'snotreallymybigproblem.那倒不是我的大問題

Soyou'odygetsbehind

ontheirbills.

你缺錢付不起賬單嘛人人都有這樣的時候

Yeah,Iknow,hiswasn'ttheplan.是我知道只是...計劃不是這樣的

Itwasn'tsuppodtogothisway.不該這樣嘛

Well,whatwastheplan?計劃是什么樣的?

Um,waitressforsixmonthsandthenbecomeamoviestar.做六個月服務員然后成為電影明星

WasthereaplanB?有沒后備計劃?

TVstar.電視明星

It''stakealook.或許沒你想的那么糟我們看看

Maybewecanfindsomecornerstocut.也許能找到省錢的法子呢

Oh,here'ssomething.看這個

Ifyoudon'thaveelectricity,thenyouprobablydon'tneedcable.你要是沒電的話也就用不上有線電視了

Justasuggestion.提議而已

$170dollarsforactingclass?170美元的表演課?

Oh,no,Ican'tgiveupmyactingclass.不行表演課絕對不能省

I'maprofessionalactress.我是職業演員

You'vehadanactingjobwhereyougotpaid?你有能進賬的表演工作了?

Thatisnotthedefinitionofprofessional.職業不是這么定義的

Let'skeeplooking.其實吧有點...咱接著看

Whoa,what's$1,800totheLosAngelesCountySuperiorCourt?喔洛杉磯高級法庭的1800塊怎么回事?

Oh,that'snothing.哦沒什么

Nothing?Itsoundslikeyougotcaughtspeedinggoing4,000miles

anhour.

沒什么?這么多錢感覺像你以每小時4千英

里超速被捕呢

Well,rememberKurt?記得Kurt嗎?

Yourex-boyfriend?你前男友?

rrestedfortakingawhizonacopcar.嗯他在警車上撒尿被抓了

-What?-Hewasdrunk.-啥?-他喝多了

Iwouldhopeso.我猜也是

Anyway,hehadabunchofoutstandingticketsandabenchwarrant,總之他收了一堆罰單和一張拘票

soI,youknow,Ipaidhisfines.我...替他付了罰款

Didhepayyouback?他還你沒有?

No,buthewill.沒但他會還的

Andthat'sbadontheinherentcredit-worthinessofpeople你信那與生俱來值得信賴

whogetdrunkandurinateonpolicevehicles?喝得醉醺醺在警車上撒尿的人?

Leonard,I'd我才不會打電話給Kurt找他要錢呢

Idon'tknow,butImayhavetofindacheaperplacetolive.不知道或許得找個便宜的地方住

不要啊

Oh,youdon'twanttodothat.你不能搬啊

Whynot?為什么不?

Movingisabigdeal.搬家可是大事

Youhavetogotothesupermarketandgetboxes,你得去超市找盒子

andifthey'renotclean,thenyourbookssmelllikemelons,and要是盒子不干凈你的書會有西瓜味...

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it'

Whydon'tyoujustgetaroommateastayhere?干嘛不找個室友來繼續住這里?

Well,doyouknowanybody?你有認識人嗎?

Well,I'msuretheguylivword怎么打印 ingwithSheldonwouldn'tmindmoving

inwithyou.

敢肯定Sheldon的室友不介意搬過來

Oh,Leonard,honey,ifwestartedlivingtogether,Leonard親愛的要是我們住在一起

Iwouldn'tbeabletokeepmyhandsoffyou.我可就離不開你了

Really?真的?

Andyouthoughtmyactinglessonswereawasteofmoney.你還說我報表演課是浪費錢

Thismooshupork'sburningaholethroughmyduodenum.木須肉要把我十二指腸燒穿了

Leviticus11:3:"Onlythatwhichparteththehoofandcheweththe

cudamongthebeastsshallyeeat."

利未記第十一章第三節"凡蹄分兩瓣倒嚼

的走獸你們都可以吃"

Hey,doImockyouwiththeBhagavad-Gitaeverytimeyouscarf

downaWhopper?

嘿你每次吞下大漢堡時我嘲笑過"巴哥維

得吉它"沒?

Bhagavad-Gita巴哥維得吉它印度教中最

重要的宗教書籍

Hey,what'sgoingon?嘿咋樣?

We'reonaquestthroughtheValleyofFiretoacquirethesacred

crown.

我們在火之山谷探尋圣冠

YouwanttheValleyofFire?It'srighthere.想找火之山谷?就在這呢

Hey,yougu懼怕的近義詞 yswanttogoonareallivequest?嘿你們想不想來個真正的探險?

Outside?Ijustmadecocoa.外出啊?我剛做了可可

-'llbefun.-Whatisit?-來吧肯定有意思-啥事啊?

DoyouguysrememberPenny'x-boyfriendKurt?還記得Penny的前男友Kurt嗎?

Yeah,that'shim.對就是他

ItturoutheowesPennyalotofmoney,andI'mgonnagogetit

fromhim.

原來他欠Penny很多錢我想去找他要回來

Who'swithme?誰跟我走?

Ooh,doublesixes.哦兩個六

Really?You'rejustgonnaletmegobymylf?真的啊?你們就讓我自己去?

Oh,cool,Igotasword.哦太棒了我得到了劍

Icouldusomehelp.我需要幫忙

Here.給你

Youguysareunbelievable.你們真是叫我無語

Youplayagametosimulateadventure,你們玩模擬的探險游戲

butwhenthere'srealadventureoutthereintherealworld,you

justwimpout.

現在真有探險了吧你們又慫了

Leonard,doyounotrecallthelasttimewevisitedthisgentleman,

wereturnedhomewithoutpants?

Leonard還記得上次去拜訪這位紳士嗎回來

時連褲子都沒有了?

-Ido.-Areyousure?-記得-真記得?

Becauyourproposalsuggeststhatyoudon't.聽這提議感覺你忘了呢

-I'mnotafraidofhim.-dfairlycallsthe

question:

-我不怕他-好吧Leonard提出了一個問題

WhoisinfavorofabandoningourgameandconfrontingPenny's

steroid-infudex-boyfrps放大 iend

誰想放下手中的游戲加入到對峙Penny打雞

血的前男友的

inasuicidalmissiontoextractmoneyfromhim?自殺性討債任務中去?

SayhitoKurtforus.替我們給Kurt帶好

Excume.聽我說

WhenFrodolefttheShiretotaketheoneringtoMordor,當弗拉多離開夏爾拿著戒指到魔多時

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didn'tSamwi,PippindMerrygowithhim?山姆懷斯皮平和梅利沒跟他一起去?

-Theydid.-Well?-去了-那你們呢

Theyhadaterribletimeofit,Leonard.他們可是受盡苦啊Leonard

Plus,noonestoletheirpants.而且沒人偷他們褲子

ourlittlegame.I'llmakethisquestonmyown.好吧享受你們的小游戲吧我自己去找他

Leonard,d等等

'sshpritzingalittle.穿個外套有點小雨

Youguyss書香伴我行 uck.你們慫死了

Comeon,plea?He'ssobig.來嘛拜托了?他塊頭太大

Okay,iveryoneclearontheplan?好了計劃都清楚了一年級學習計劃 ?

appali'sgoingtowethimlf,I'mgonnathrowup,是的Koothrappali會尿褲子我會吐

Sheldon'sgonnarunaway,andyou'n會跑掉你會死翹翹

Shallwesynchronizeourwatches?對一下時間?

Guys,therearefourofusandoneofhim.伙計們我們有4個人他才一個

Whichmeanshistriumphwillbeevenlarger.那他的勝利就更加偉大了

Minstrelswillwritesongsabouthim.歌手會寫歌歌頌他的

Okay,howaboutthis?I'lldothetalking.好了這樣吧?我來談

Youjuststandbehindmeandtrytolookformidable.你們就站我后邊裝的嚇人一點

Ishould'vepeedbeforeweleft.出門前該先尿一泡的

Yeah?什么事?

-Hi,Kurt.-Lenny,right?-嗨Kurt-Lenny對吧?

Idon'treallygobyLenny,butthat'sokay.我不喜歡人叫我Lenny但也行啦

Um,yourememberSheldon,HowardandRaj.記得嗎他們是SheldonHoward和Raj

youwant?不記得你有什么事?

Youdon'trememberme?Howcouldhenotrememberme?你不記得我了?他怎么會不記得我呢?

Sheldon,n不是時候

Irememberhim.我可記得他

Okay,'sinkindofafinancialjam,好的是這樣Penny有點經濟困難

andthemoneythatyouoweherwouldgoalongwaytosolvingher

problems.

你欠她的那些錢可以解決她的難題

Andshentyoutogetitfromme?她派你來討債的?

No,no,she'stooproudtoaskforthemoney.不不她放不下架子來要錢

I,ontheotherhand,feelyoushouldhonoryourdebt.我呢則覺得你欠債應該還錢

Youdo?你這么想哈?

Um,Ijustthinkitwouldbeanicegestureonyourpart.我認為這樣做對你也好

She'llgetitwhenshegetsit.該還她時自然給她了

Well,msolved.得問題解決了

'sgofindagasstationwithaclean

bathroom.

探險成功咱現在去找個帶干凈衛生間的加

油站吧

No,theproblemisn'blewusoff.不行還沒解決他根本沒往心里去

I''tremembermebecauthelasttimewemet,I

wasinaHalloweencostume.

知道了他不認得我是因為上次見面時我穿

的是萬圣節衣服

Comeon,Leonard,let'go好了Leonard走吧

NoYoucanleaveifyouwantto.I'gonnaethisthrough.不走要走你走我要搞搞清楚

Okay.好吧

Iguess,technically,thatwasmyfault.我想應該是我的錯

I'mnotleavingherewithoutPenny's雪絨花英文歌詞 money.拿不回Penny的錢我就不走

Whathappenedtoyourbackup?你的后援團呢?

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Idon'tneedbackup.我不需要后援

Ihaverightonmyside.正義站在我這邊

AndI'mwearingcargoshortsundermypants.我褲子里穿的是休閑短褲

Congratulations.恭喜

Youmaynothavesucceededingettingcash,或許你沒能成功拿到現金

butyoudidcureaformalacknowledgmentofthedebt.但你拿到了正式的欠債書

Maybeweshouldhaveyourheadnotarized.或許我們該拿你腦袋去認證一下

Ifanybodycares,Istillhavetopee.各位行行好我還是得尿尿

-IsSheldonhere?-n!-Sheldon在嗎?-嗯等會Sheldon!

Nicehat.帽子不錯

It'skindofafashionablelookthedays.最近流行這造型

Maybeifyou'reworkingonatunaboat.要是在漁船工作差不多

Hello,Penny.你好啊Penny

Sheldon,n這是你的錢太感謝了幫了我大忙

Sarcasm?反話?

No.不是

'temtogetthehangofthat.討厭我咋就掌握不好呢

Hey,Iknowit'snoneofmybusiness,butwheredidthemoneycome

from?

嘿雖然不關我的事還是想問問錢哪來的?

Well,Icutbackmyexpenslikeyousaidandpickedupafew

morehoursattherestaurant,

我像你說的那樣節省開支在餐館多加了幾個

小時的班

butthebiggestthingwas,outoftheblue,Kurtshowsupandgives

methemoneyheowesme.

但最重要的是Kurt突然出現把欠我的錢都

還給我了

Really?Didhesaywhy?真的啊?說為啥了沒?

Yes,hesaidhewasfeelingguiltyandwantedtodowhatwasright.說了他說他很有愧疚感想做對的事

That'sit?就這樣?

Didhegiveanyreasonastowhyhecametothismoralepiphany?他有沒說怎么就突然有道德覺悟了?

hinkhe'sreallychanged.沒我覺得他是真的變了

We'rehavingdinnertomorrownight,andIgettowearmynewberet.我們明晚要一起吃飯我要戴新貝雷帽了

Bye,guys.再見伙計

Bye.拜

Welldone,Leonard.干得好啊Leonard

Thetrueherodoesn'tekadulation.真正的英雄不求恭維

Hefightsforrightandjusticesimplybecauit'shisnature.出于本性為正義和公平而戰

Penny'shookingupwithherjerkofanex-boyfriendandIhave

indelibleinkonmyforehead!

Penny和混蛋前男友勾搭上了我腦門還寫著

大大的墨水字!

That'syourbadgeofhonor--yourwarrior'swound,ifyouwill.這是你的榮譽勛章啊你的戰士傷痕你同意

的話

Iwaswrong.我錯了

Minstrelswillwritesongsaboutyou.歌手會寫歌來歌頌你啊

Great.大好

*ThereoncewasabraveladnamedLeonard**曾有一位勇敢的青年他的名字叫做

Leonard*

*Witha-fifiddledee-dee**滿嘴跑火車逞英雄*

*Hefacedafearsomegiant**他與可怕巨人對峙*

*WhileRajjustwantedtopee.**而Raj卻只想噓噓*