愚人節的英文資料

愚人節的英文資料

關于愚人節的英文資料

愚人節是西方傳來的一個節日，如今，在中國也十分流行。下文

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愚人節的由來英文版

April Fool's Day is traditionally a day to play practical jokes

on others, nd people on fool's errands, and fool the

unsuspecting. No one knows how this holiday began but it was

thought to have originated in France.

傳統上來講，愚人節這一天，人們可以相互搞惡作劇，騙人跑腿，

欺騙不知情的人。沒人知道這個節日是怎么來的，但人們普遍認為它

源自法國。

The clost point in time that can be identified as the

beginning of this tradition was in 1582, in France. New Year's was

celebrated on March 25 and celebrations lasted until April 1st.

When New Year's Day as changed from March 25 to January 1st

in the mid-1560's by King Charles IX, there were some people

who still celebrated it on April 1st and tho people were called

April Fools.

慶祝愚人節最早是在1582年，在法國。那時，當時法國新年是在

3月25日，一直持續到4月1日。16世紀60年代中期，國王查理九

世把新年從3月25日變為1月1日，而還有一些人在4月1日過新

年，這些人就被稱作四月傻瓜了。

Pranks performed on April Fool's Day range from the simple,

(such as saying, "Your shoe's untied!), to the elaborate. Setting a

roommate's alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. The news

media even gets involved. For instance, a British short film once

shown on April Fool's Day was a fairly detailed documentary

about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from

the spaghetti trees. Whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends

it by yelling to his victim, "April Fool!"

愚人節那天的惡作劇有的很簡單(比如，說句“你鞋帶開了!”)，

有的卻是精心設計的。把室友的鬧鐘往后調一小時是常見的。甚至新

聞媒體都來湊熱鬧。比如，在愚人節那天，曾經有一部英國短片較為

詳細地記錄了“種意大利面的`農民”，以及他們如何從意大利面樹上

收獲意大利面。不管是什么惡作劇，搞惡作劇的人通常在最后會對被

搞的人喊一句:"四月傻瓜!"

April Fool's Day is a "for-fun-only" obrvance. Nobody is

expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to

eat in a fancy restaurant. Nobody gets off work or school. It's

simply a fun little holiday, but a holiday on which one must

remain forever vigilant, for he may be the next April Fool!

愚人節是一個“僅為娛樂”的節日。誰也不用買禮物，也不用帶

著男/女朋友出去到一家豪華餐廳去吃飯。人們也不會放假。它僅僅是

個搞笑的小節日，但是在這一天，每個人都要保持警醒，不然就要被

人耍啦。

Each country celebrates April Fool's differently. In France, the

April Fool's is called "April Fish" (Poisson d'Avril). The French fool

their friends by taping a paper fish to their friends' backs and

when some discovers this trick, they yell "Poisson d'Avril!".

每個國家用不同的方式過愚人節。在法國，愚人節被稱作“April

Fish”。法國人和他們的朋友是這樣開玩笑的：把一張裁成魚形的紙

用膠帶粘到朋友的后背上，當有人發現的時候，他們就會喊：

“Poisson d'Avril!”.

In England, tricks can be played only in the morning. If a trick

is played on you, you are a "noodle". In Scotland, April Fools Day

is 48 hours long and you are called an "April Gowk", which is

another name for a cuckoo bird. The cond day in Scotland's

April Fool's is called Taily Day and is dedicated to pranks involving

the buttocks. Taily Day's gift to posterior posterity is the still-

hilarious "Kick Me" sign.

在英國，只能在早上搞惡作劇。如果你被耍了，那你就是“面

條”。在蘇格蘭，愚人節要持續2天，被耍的人被稱為“四月布谷”。

蘇格蘭第二天的愚人節叫做Taily Day，惡作劇主要在別人的屁股上做

文章。

愚人節英語笑話

1.-what the day is it today?

-today is april fools'day.

-oh!you are wrong today is march the you don't

believe me plea pick up the calendar.

-oh!it is really april fools'day.

-haha!you were cheated!

talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day):

i wish i were a newspaper so i'll be in your hands all day.

husband: i wish that too, so i could change you daily

3.a little boy asked his father: daddy, how much does it cost

to get married?

the father replied: i don 't know son. i 'm still paying!!

midnight father saw that his married son

he asks him: what are you doing?

the son replied: dad i am fed up with my life! my newly

marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting

with each other! i have to pay bills for my mother in-laws, and i

hate this life i want to go far from here, i want to taste every

joy of life, and i want to have every fun of life

father said: wait i am coming with you

5.a woman goes to england to attend a 2-week company

training ssion. her husband drives her to the airport and wishes

her to have a good trip.

the wife answered: thank you honey, what would you like me

to bring for you?

the husband laughed and said: an english girl

the woman kept quiet and left. two weeks later he picked her

up in the airport and asked: so honey, how was the trip?

the wife: very good, thank you.

the husband: and, what happened to my prent?

the wife: which prent?

the husband: what i asked for: the english girl?

the wife: oh, that! well, i did what i could; now we have to

wait a few months to e if it’s a girl

愚人節英文祝福短信

notice: aprilfool's day approaching, on april 1 you receive text

messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, plea pay

attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles

yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!

通告：愚人節來臨，4月1 日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截

然相反，敬請留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風貌美如花

魔鬼身材的大眾情人!

shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32

change! wukong said: i am 72 changed! in his tang ng: nishi on

the treatment, you change a phone call, i saw how other people

look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fool's day!

沙僧說：我有16變!八戒說：我有32變!悟空說：我有72變!唐僧

大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機看短信呢!

愚人節快樂!

Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to:

1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than

beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April

Fool's Day!

心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你

比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人

節快樂!

In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating

with relish is always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy

you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!

在我眼里，你看上去永遠是無憂無慮，吃飯永遠是津津有味，睡

覺永遠是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉!有時候想想，像你那樣做頭

豬也挺好的!

after dinner ven commandment: i quit smoking, quit

immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four

immediately quit drinking, wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately

quit six, ven quit immediately to sleep! journey: remember?

飯后七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒立

即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺!八戒：記住了嗎?