關于減肥的幽默句子英語

2024年3月8日發(作者：收入稅收標準)

關于減肥的幽默句子英語

1. I'm on a afood diet. I e food and I hen I regret it and try to

burn it off at the gym.

2. I tried to lo weight, but it just kept finding me.

3. My favorite exerci is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it

lunch.

4. I'm not fat, I'm just easier to e.

5. I'm not overweight, I'm under-tall.

6. I'm not fat, I'm just so xy that it overflows.

7. I'm not fat, I'm just a little horizontally challenged.

8. My diet plan is simple: if it tastes good, spit it out.

9. I'm not fat, I'm just a little fluffy.

10. I'm not fat, I'm just a gravitational anomaly.

11. I'm not fat, I'm just easy to spot in a crowd.

12. I'm not fat, I'm just a big-boned joker.

13. I'm not fat, I'm just a skinny person trapped in a fat body.

14. I'm not fat, I'm just a shape-shifter in progress.

15. I'm not fat, I'm just cultivating mass.

16. I'm not fat, I'm just a foodie in denial.

17. I'm not fat, I'm just a walking storage unit for snacks.

18. I'm not fat, I'm just a human beanbag chair.

19. I'm not fat, I'm just a well-rounded individual.

20. I'm not fat, I'm just a loveable marshmallow.

21. I'm not fat, I'm just a food magnet.

22. I'm not fat, I'm just a professional taste tester.

23. I'm not fat, I'm just a food enthusiast.

24. I'm not fat, I'm just a walking buffet.

25. I'm not fat, I'm just a food connoisur.

26. I'm not fat, I'm just a food whisperer.

27. I'm not fat, I'm just a food magician.

28. I'm not fat, I'm just a food adventurer.

29. I'm not fat, I'm just a food aficionado.

30. I'm not fat, I'm just a food scientist.