泰坦尼克號經(jīng)典臺詞

Titanic(1997)泰坦尼克號經(jīng)典對白

第一個：

[RoshowsJackherengagementring.]

Jack:MyGod!Youwould'vegonestraighttothebottom.

[TryingtostopRofromcommitingsuicidebyjumpingfromtheship.]

Jack:I'eIsaid,Idon'teachoice.I

guessI'mkindahopingyou'llcomebackovertherailandgetmeoffthehookhere.

Ro:You'recrazy!

Jack:That'swhateverybodysays,butwithallduerespectmiss,I'mnottheonehangingoffthe

backofashiphere.

Ro:Itdoesn'tlookanybiggerthantheMauritania.

Cal:Youcanbeblas?nbsp;aboutsomethings,Ro,'soverahunderedf

eet

longerthantheMauritaniaandfarmoreluxurious.

JackDawson:IlovewakingupinthemorningnotknowingwhereI'mgonnagoorwhoI'm

eothernightIwassleepingunderabridge,andnowhereIam,onthe

grandestshipintheworld,havingchampagnewithyoufinepeople.

Ro:ThelastthingIneedisanotherpictureofmelookinglikeaporcelaindoll.

Jack:I'mthekingoftheworld!

[UponboardingtheshipwithFabrizio.]

Jack:Wearetheluckiestsonsofbitchesintheworld,youknowthat?

Ismay:Soyou'venotlitthelastfourboilersthen?

Smith:No,akingexcellenttime.

Ismay:ThepressknowsthesizeofTitanic,nowIwantthemtomarvelatherspeed,

maidenvoyageofTitanicmustmakeheadlines

!

Ruth:Sothisistheshiptheysayisunsinkable.

Cal:lfcouldn抰sinkthisship.

Ro:Teachmetoridelikeaman.

Jack:Andchewtobaccolikeaman.

Ro:Andspitlikeaman!

Jack:What,theydidn'tteachyouthatinfinishingschool?

Cal:Whereareyougoing?Tohim?Tobeawhoretoagutterrat?

Ro:I'dratherbehiswhorethanyourwife

Jack:Thisiscrazy.

Ro:n''swhyItrustit.

[AsJacksketchesherinthenude]

Ro:Ibelieveyouareblushing,'timagineMonsieurMonetblushing.

Jack:Hedoeslandscapes.

MollyBrown:WhocameupwiththenameTitanic?Wasityou,Bruce?

Ismay:Yes,dtoconveysheersize,andsizemeansstability,luxury,andabove

all,strength.

Ro:,?Hisideasofthemalepreoccupationwithsize

mightbeofparticularinteresttoyou.

RuthDeWittBukater:Tellusoftheaccommodationsinsteerage,hey're

quitegoodonthisship.

Jack:ThebestI'veen,ma'anyrats.

Jack:Idon'tknowaboutyou,butIintendtowriteastronglywordedlettertotheWhiteStar

Lineaboutallthis.

Jack:Wait,u're...[pau]I'ow

theworldworks.I'vegottenbucksinmypocketandnothingtoofferyou,

I'p,Ijump,remember?Ican'tturnawayuntilIknowyou'llbe

alright.

Ro:Well,I'.

Jack:Really?They'vegotyoutrappedRoandifyou'regonnadieifyoudon'tbreakfree.

Maybenotrightawaybecauyou'restrong,butsoon,thatfirethatIlovesomuchaboutyou

Ro,thatfire'sgoingtoburnout.

Ro:It'snotuptoyoutosavemeJack.

Jack:Iknow,onlyyoucandothat.

[Uponbeingofferedalifebelt.]

BenjaminGuggenheim:resdinourbestandarepreparedtogo

downasgentlemen.

JackDawson:You'regoingtodieanoldlady,warminherbed,nothere,notthisnight.

TommyRyan:owI'minfirstclass.

Andrews:Thepumpswillbuyyoutime,ismoment,nomatterwhatw

e

do,Titanicwillfounder.

Ismay:Butthisshipcan'tsink!

Andrews:Sheismadeofiron,eyou,*will*.Itisamathematical

certainty.

Tommy:That'lassdogscomedownheretotakeashit.

Jack:That'ssoweknowwherewerankintheschemeofthings.

Tommy:Likewecouldforget.

Ruth:Willthelifeboatsbeatedaccordingtoclass?Ihopetheyaren'ttoocrowded.

Ro:Ohmother,shutup!Don'tyouunderstand?Thewaterisfreezingandtherearen'tenough

epeopleonthisshiparegoingtodie.

Caledon:Notthebetterhalf.

MollyBrown:ComeonRuth,first-classatsarerightuphere.

Caledon:Youknow,it'sapityIdidn''llbeworthalotmorebymorning.

Ro:Youunimaginablebastard!

Cal:You'reagoodliar.

Jack:Almostasgoodasyou.

OldRo:essparadeofpartiesandcotillions,

thesamenarrowpeople,ike

I

wasstandingatagreatprecipice,withnoonetopullmeback,noonewhocared...oreven

noticed.

[Lookingatasalvagedhandmirror.]

OldRo:raordinary!AnditlooksthesameaswhenIlastudit.

...Thereflection'schangedabit.

OldRo:It'sbeen84years,nahadneverbeen

cwascalledtheShipofDreams,

reallywas.

OldRo:Afterward,thevenhundredpeopleintheboatshadnothingtodobutwait:waitto

die,waittolive,waitforanabsolutionwhichwouldnevercome.

OldRo:Awoman'youallknowtherewasaman

namedJackDawson,andthathesavedme,ineverywaythatapersoncanbesaved.

第二個：

Subject:TitanicScriptRewritten

(Scene1)

KATEWINSLET:Why,thisisafancyboat,isn'tit?

KATE'SWEASELLYFIANCE:theartyouasked

anartistnamed"Picasso."Iam

certainhewillamounttonothing.

KATE:veryfunnytoour'90s

audience,becauofcourPicassolater

amountedtoquiteabit,afterthisboatsank.

LEONARDODICAPRIO:Hello,I'syouhave

enthemanyInternetsitesdedicatedtothe

verypretty.

KATE:ou.

LEONARDO:erthanyou,ng

toputonmy"brooding"facenow,toensurethat

womenwillkeepcomingbackagainandagainto

,mywhiteshirtwillbe

soakingwet.

KATE:Whileyou'redoingthat,Iwillconcentrateon

standinghereandlookingpretty,tokeepthe

menintheaudienceinteresteduntiltheboat

sinksandpeoplestartdying.

WEASELLYFIANCE:likeyou,Leonardo,even

thoughyousavedmyfiancee'ng

tosneeratyouandtreatyoulikedirtbecau

you'repoor,andthenI'llprobablybe

physicallyabusivetomyfiancee,andthen,just

tomakesuretheaudiencereallyhatesme,and

tomakesuremycharacterintirely

one-dimensional,perhapsI'llthrowanelderly

personintothewater.

AUDIENCE:Boo!Wehateyou!Eventhoughallrealpeople

haveatleastafewadmirablequalities,wehave

notbeenshownanyofyours,andplus,you're

tryingtocomebetweenLeonardoandKate,andso

thereforewehateyou!Boo!(Eventhough

technicallyitisLeonardowhoiscomingbetween

nardoishandsomerthan

you,eventhoughheisonly13,soweareonhis

!)

(Scene2)

LEONARDO:I'mgladwesnuckawaylikethissothatyou

couldcheatonyourfiance.

KATE:oughIamengagedtohimand

havemadeacommitmenttomarryhim,thatisno

reasonwhyyouandIcannotclimbintothe

backatofacarandsteamupthewindows

tthatIamtheheroineofthe

moviewillnodoubthelpthecattle-like

audienceforgivemeofthis,thoughtheywould

probablybeVERYangryindeedifmyfiancewere

todothesamethingtome.

AUDIENCE:Darnstraightwewould!Moo!Wemean,Boo!

LEONARDO:wouldliketodrawyou,though,

soofcouryouwillhavetotakeoffallyour

clothes.

KATE:Butcanamoviewithfiveminutesofcontinuous

nuditybeatallsuccessfulin,say,Provo,

Utah,wheretheaudiencesmightnotstandfor

thatsortofthing?

LEONARDO:Iwouldbewillingtobetthatforthefirst

threeweeksthefilmisinrelea,everysingle

showingatWynnsongTheaterinProvowillll

out.

NARRATOR:AccordingtoWynnsongmanagerMattPalmer,that

ixactlywhathappened.

KATE:Allright,then.(soundofclotheshittingthe

floor)

(Scene3)

FIRSTMATE:Captain,we'reabouttohitaniceberg.

CAPTAIN:Great,Icouldusomeiceformydrink.

(soundofdrinking)

ICEBERG:(hitsboat)

FIRSTMATE:Thatcan'tbegood.

CAPTAIN:Bottomsup!

AUDIENCE:(silence)

FIRSTMATE:Thatwasirony,youfools.

AUDIENCE:Baa!Moo!Where'sLeonardo?

(Scene4)

LEONARDO:Ihavebeeninformedthatthisboatissinking.

KATE:Thatisterrible.

LEONARDO:Wouldyouliketoengageinsomemore

immoral-but-justifiedbehavior?

KATE:Certainly.

WEASELLYFIANCE:Excume,I--

AUDIENCE:Boo!Boo!

WEASELLYFIANCE:(aside)I'mgettingtherawendofthedeal

here.(toLeonardo)Listen,Leonardo,tocement

mymorally-dubious-yet-somehow-less-annoying-

than-youpersonality,Iamgoingtohandcuffyou

tothispipe,hereinaroomthatwillsoonbe

fillingwithwater,duetothefactthatweare

sinking,whichIbelievehasbeenmentioned

previously.

LEONARDO:Whydon'tyoujustshootme?

WEASELLYFIANCE:Becauthenyouwouldn'tbeabletoescapeand

,you'regoingto

dieanyway--

AUDIENCE:Don'tspoilitforus!Boo!

LEONARDO:He'sright,med.

AUDIENCE:Aww,lookhowcuteheiswhenhe'sdoomed.

WEASELLYFIANCE:Ihateyoupeople.

(Scene5)

150-YEAR-OLDKATE:Andthat'swhenLeonardorescuedmefrommyevil

fianceandhelpedmefloatonaboardinthe

,ifithadn'tbeenforhaving

torescueHIM,Icouldhavegottenonanactual

lifeboat,andnotfrozenmylegsnearlyoff.

Anyway,he'sprettymuchdeadnow,andI'mwell

overathousandyearsold,andwho'smakingmy

supper?wnthatEnya

music,it's

today,,whenIwas--

hey!Don'tyouwalkawayfromme,Mr.

Snooty-Patootie!I'dturnyouovermyknee,if

Ihadone.I'llbeatyouintheheadwiththis

hugediamond!Comebackhere!

(Fadetoblack;rollcredits;playannoyingCelineDionsong.)